Friday 9 November 2012

Top Five Hottest Female Video Game Characters:

Here is another post about the hottest characters in gaming. This time female. This is another Top Five, not ten. I decided that my list needed it's female counter-part, here it is.

I'll do the twist on the list again aka Activity Time. So ladies and gentlemen, buckle your seat belts and enjoy the ride. -cue circus music-

Starting off the list we have:


5.) Candy Cane from Rumble Rose:

Candy Cane (Rebecca "Becky" Welsh) is a character from the relatively lack luster received game, Rumble Roses. This is another game  in which I could have used only characters from it. Like Tekken. But I'm not going to do that, I am simply going to choose my "main" from it instead. Candy Cane has red hair, blue eyes and is 5'7/174cm and she weighs 119lbs/55kg.  As you can tell from the picture above, she is a rebel. She is the lead singer of The Killer Bambies. I just think she is so gosh darn cute, her alignment is heel and when she is face, she is a cheerleader and her hair is blonde. Her fighting style is cool too actually, she flips all over the place and twirls and it's just plain fun to play as her.

Activity Time:
Candy Cane and I go to a concert. She wants to meet the band and go backstage, I am reluctant. The body guards quickly shoot down our idea of meeting them, she proceeds to kick their asses, knocking them out. She drags me backstage... turns out the band consists of a bunch of sexists jerks, she also beats them up. We go to the bar, someone finds everyone knocked out, they call the police and we run away together giggling in the cold, Canadian winter night. How's that for a slice of fried gold?

4.) Ada Wong from Resident Evil:

Ada Wong is a character from Resident Evil. I have a soft spot for her as well. She is seriously just so bad-ass. She makes me wish that I was killing zombies and shiz in a red dress with a thigh-high slit. Apparently people find her hot because she is Asian, which creeps me out. Please don't fetishize someone because of their ethnicity, 'kay? Ada is 5'8/173cm, as for her weight, I cannot find any information on that. Oops. She is Chinese-American, with short, black hair and brown eyes. Li Bingbing who is also completely gorgeous plays her in the movie Resident Evil: Retribution and is perfectly cast I must say. She is the kind of person I would want to be friend with and have by my side during a zombie apocalypse.

Activity Time:
I'm running through the street, out of breath. Several zombies trail after me, my gun is out of bullets. I turn sharply and run into a dead end 'shit, shit, shit' my heart is pounding. Suddenly shots ring out and all the zombies drop dead. I look in the direction that the shots came from and I see her. Ada Wong in the flesh. A ladder slides down from the fire escape, I climb up, when I reach the top, she's gone. But she left a gun. I smile and wonder if I'll ever see her again. Ba dum tss.

3.) Chun-Li  from Street Fighter:

What would a hottest characters list be without Chun-Li? Incomplete and wrong obviously. She is the first playable female character in a fighting game. I remember when I was younger and I would play Street Fighter, I would only use her, I refused to be anyone else. And rightly so, she was quick, and I was a five year old button masher. Eventually I learnt combos though, and I won because I was skilled, not annoying. Ever since then, I've only played females when it came to fighting games. Chun-Li is 5'6/169cm (her weight is a secret), she has brown eyes and brown hair. She is most well known for her rather... large thighs and lightning fast kicks She is Chinese. Personally I always loved when she flipped upside down and went spinning around the screen. She'll always be my in this fighting game enthusiasts heart. Chun-Li is rather cheerful, her win poses (to me) don't really much her though, I don't know what is. I do like them though, they're funny. And I totally ship her and Ryu. 

Activity Time:
I stare at the pretty brunette in front of me, she looks familiar, it's quiet. She smiles politely at me and turns back to her... tea. I smile back (too late) and return to my book. After finishing her tea, she stands up and leaves. It's not until five minutes later I realize that it was my idol who was in front of me. I feel sad, and wish that I could have asked for her autograph.

2.) Ayane from Dead Or Alive:

Ninja Gaiden outfit

Of course I had to choose someone from a game known for their boob jigglyness. I had a difficult time choosing between her or Kasumi, Ayane won because she isn't annoying and she's my main. Ayane has purple hair, red eyes and is 5'2/157cm and weighs 104lbs/47kg. She is the half-sister and cousin of Kasumi and Hayate. She is cold, but this is due to the way she was treated when she was younger. I've always rooted for her, ever since I first played Dead Or Alive on DreamCast. Ayane talks down to people, just like me. It's like we're the same person. -HighFivesComputerScreen- Ahem, I like her trademark dress best, it's purple with a big red bow on the back and thigh high...socks? I don't know, but it's majorly cute. This chick is perhaps the cutest, and deadliest ninja I've ever seen. 5/5, definitely recommended. (eBay reference.)

Activity Time:
We team up and beat up Kasumi. Sweet, sweet revenge. (I'm sorry, I just really dislike Kasumi.)

AND FINALLY THE MOMENT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR... and we'll be right back after this commercial break.... kidding, kidding.

1.) Juliet Starling from Lollipop Chainsaw:

Juliet Starling is the protagonist of Lollipop Chainsaw. She is a bubbly, blonde cheerleader with blue eyes. I'm unsure about height and weight. I don't think I need to say much, look at the picture. She's adorable, pretty, cute and yes, hot. Which is why she's number one. She is also kick-fucking-ass. She is a zombie hunter and her weapon of choice is a bedazzled chainsaw. She is voiced by the amazing Tara Strong who also voices another gorgeous character in gaming, who is Harley Quinn. Juliet is rapidly becoming one of my favourite characters in gaming as well, so yay for her.

Activity Time:
We are eating strawberry suckers (her favourite) and watermelon (my favourite.) She suggests playing soccer with Nick's head, well why the hell not? She lets me win and we give Nick a makeover. Girl power!



As always, did you enjoy the list? And critiques? I'd really appreciate them if you did. Unless they're overly mean and not at all constructive.


-Chantal.

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